BLABBERMOUTH: There is no dip tank for calves!

17 Mar, 2023 - 00:03 0 Views
BLABBERMOUTH: There is no dip tank for calves! Towntalk with Blabbermouth

The ManicaPost

 

LEST they think Blabber is not aware of it, there is an illicit relationship between this other gold and diamond dealer and a married woman whose husband comes from a popular family with businesses in the capital.

Blabber is actually tying the loose ends on this one and very soon, I mean very soon, Yours Truly will give you a blow by blow account on how this relationship started and blossomed behind the back of this innocent bloke.

For the sake of preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric, Blabber will stop at nothing, even if it means peeping on the keyholes of your bedroom doors!

However, this is a story for another day!

Dear reader, there is a popular Shona phrase, usually used in jest as street lingo, which alludes to the fact that dip tanks are meant for both cows and their calves.

It appears very true to life, especially given what is unfolding in our beautiful city.

There is an old man who is known for his small business empire that includes small buildings in the Central Business District.

One of the small buildings is actually located right at the midst of the CBD at that other well-known park whose name we inherited from the colonial era.

For some strange reasons, this old buddy still behaves like a teenager, given the way he is always chasing skirts around town, using his few greenbacks to lure women of all shapes and sizes, including some who are young enough to be his grandchildren.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that he is involved in a love triangle with this other young taxi driver who plies his trade at that other passenger pick-up point behind a popular supermarket.

The woman at the centre of the love triangle is none other than this other old lady who works for a certain company located in the periphery of the CBD.

Blabber is surprised because this woman appears holier than the Pope himself, judging by the way she behaves every Sunday when she attends church services in that other denomination where they are known for reading most, if not all, of their prayers.

Blabber cannot help, but just watch as the old and the young do their bungee jumping in the same pool.

After all, like l have already noted, there is no dip tank for calves only!

 

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