The ManicaPost
WHAT is this that we hear about this other ‘Man of God’ who is misconstruing the mission of harvesting souls for the Lord for an assignment to fleece their hard-earned money?
Given that the church he belongs to is an international organisation as suggested by its name, we all thought they are bent on harvesting lost and troubled souls and bring them to the holy presence of the Almighty.
Alas, word reaching Yours Truly is that the pastor who leads this denomination is on a money spinning spree, and congregants are opting out of the church in droves.
They are running away in numbers because of his insatiable love for money!
Blabber was made aware of how he makes congregants write their pledges on pieces of paper, including timeframes when their pledges should be paid.
When the time elapses before the congregant honours their pledge, our dear ‘Man of God’ makes a follow-up in a typical debt collector style.
Even tenants and children of his congregants now know him for notoriously waiting until midnight for the congregants to pitch up at home and honour their pledges to him.
His name has connotations of Malawian origin.
He is not the only ‘Man of God’ doing what is least expected of him.
Blabber recently gave a teaser on this other pastor who is now known for his weakness for sweetness.
I mean that other pastor who was recently moved from his parish to another within the same church after several complaints were raised about his conduct.
The clergy, whose name has something to do with a certain form of gasoline, is employed by that other church whose apostolic mission is predicated on firm faith.
Word reaching Blabber is that the youthful clergy has been on the overdrive in his skirt chasing vocation to the extent that certain well-known women in the church actually fought over him in that other high density suburb whose name relates to its yesteryear traditional leadership.
Blabber has the names of women who exchanged blows over him as well as the identities of some married women whom he pounced on during his tenure at that parish near a ghetto bus stop, whose name has something to do with a hill.
Blabber will soon name and shame them!
By the way, before Yours Truly signs off, let it be known that Blabber is aware that a good number of law enforcers recently left their jobs after completing their required duration of service.
What Blabber does not know and is busy investigating, is whether most of them made hay while the sun was shining.
Blabber will surely revert with detailed lifestyles of some of them, especially those we knew for their uncultured behaviour while they were still on duty.
In an equal measure, Blabber will also delve into this other juicy one involving a well-known personality whose goblins were burnt by an equally well-known prophet.
Watch my space!
