The ManicaPost
WITH so much happening in our midst, Blabber is spoilt for choice when it comes to diaries to pursue.
Indeed, with all this uncontrolled love of quick riches, folks are doing everything and anything just to lay their dirty hands on the scarce greenback.
No wonder this other well avowed nincompoop is now obliged to donate a chicken at every funeral he stumbles upon, nevermind whether he knows or does not know the deceased.
The is the price he has to pay for fast- tracking the demise of a friend in a ritual to make money for himself.
Yes, he killed a friend and the spirit of the deceased is now haunting him.
Even though he appears to be happy and enjoying life as he drives around his blue vehicle, Blabber knows that apart from donating a chicken at every funeral, he was told never to wear shoes.
Today, he wants everyone to believe that wearing sandals everyday is more of a choice. Yours Truly actually wonders how he now has to cope with this taxing prescription of donating a chicken at every funeral and never to wear shoes for him to have restful nights at home.
Blabber will not delve into the small business projects he has been running around town lest his identity would be laid bare.
Instead, Yours Truly will move on to the story of this other young treasure hunter who has now turned into prophecy in his newly found path to riches.
Blabber feels for his gentle father and family.
In fact, Yours Truly would not be shocked to hear that his father once failed to push volumes at this other strong stuff distiller where he used to work owing to his son’s shameless antics.
This is none other than the charming boy who tried to marry a popular businessman’s daughter a few years back but the businessman-cum-politician had none of it.
The boy moved on to a neighbouring country where he seduced a moneyed lady but it was not long before the lady went public on a social media platform crying foul about how she was duped of her money.
Today the slay king is back, this time in pastoral robes, trying make-believe clueless and burdened congregants.
God will surely punish us!
How this certified philanderer now manages to convince a sane being that he is God sent is not only mind-boggling but actually scary, at least for Yours Truly and a few who still believe in the sanctity of our father’s name.
All in the name of preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric, Blabber will surely not remain silent.
Yes, even if it means exposing a dear broke brother who is now surviving on duping vehicle insurance companies, Blabber will write.
The bespectacled and lanky guy, whose exaggerated sense of self-importance is his greatest undoing, has been carrying out some shady deals in the insurance industry since the demise of his motor vehicle tyres project and surely do you really expect Blabber to remain silent?
At least Yours Truly, for the sake of the family unit, will be silent and say nothing more about cheating married women.
More so, when their husbands, when alerted, think Blabber is jealousy.
Blabber is not surprised at all. We all know good advice is rarely welcome.
Yours Truly can only wish you all a joyous Christmas and prosperous New Year!
