The ManicaPost
YOU see, Blabber is not malicious, spiteful nor callous at all and that is the reason Yours Truly has always reiterated that the motive behind this weekly piece is to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric.
It is with profound happiness that Blabber learnt of the separation of our dear young man and this well avowed woman of loose morals. I mean the wayward daughter of this other former legislator.
Last week, Blabber penned that the tried and tested thigh vendor has seen it all in the oldest profession and even though Blabber understands that she has reached menopause, she still has the tenacity to lie to her Ben 10s that she has fallen pregnant.
Yours Truly made it clear that I feel sorry for this young boy who was now head over heels for this ageing slut.
The boy had done so well to turn himself from a hopeless teen that used to run around with braai for patrons at this other popular watering hole to a self-sufficient citizen, but now dumps his family for this slut.
Now that the boy has seen the light and separated with this slut Yours Truly can only say, to God be the glory!
Shameless ‘mother of apostolic sect’
What is this that we hear about this other popular woman, known to many in the city by the name ‘mother of apostolic sect’, when loosely translated from vernacular.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that she has since moved in with this other young, young man whom she grabbed from another woman.
What she seems not to be aware of is that the young man is well known for luring women with a little bit of cash before siphoning it and later dumps the hopeless women.
Blabber will not say much on this affair given that it is a fifty-fifty situation. As the boy siphons cash, our mother of apostolic sect, with all her juju, is passing the deadly virus to him. Mwari pindirai!
Elderly male bed-hopper on the prowl
Blabber was shocked to hear of this other elderly businessman who is chasing after skirts like a teen.
Burly in statue, he is already having white hair as amble evidence of numerous Christmases he has celebrated.
He runs a small communication oriented business right in the midst of the Central Business District.
Being soft spoken, one would think that whenever people say bad things about him, they hate him or are just jealous of him. Alas, no. He is a devil incarnate.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that he is luring women of different shapes and sizes, pledging to marry them and give them a comfortable life as he says he owns 13 houses, 11 of them being rented out.
With the same modus operandi, he invites his intended prey to the spacious house in one of the city’s leafy suburbs and prepares lunch while sweet talking them. Once he lays his dirty fingers on them and beds them, he moves on.
Blabber will reserve some of his shenanigans for the next article.
Till then, keep well and remember to take care of your loved ones!
