The ManicaPost
Teenchat with Tentie
Happy Independence week my dearest teens! I hope y’all didn’t just celebrate the day just for the sake of fun while ignoring the day’s significance. You know the purpose of the day and what happened on April 18, 1980 right! Zimbabwe was delivered from the hands of its oppressors. Had it not been for the gallant sons and daughters of the nation who fought for this land maaaan, we would still be in Rhodesia. Anyway, we are free now. Oh and remember that it was the country’s birthday and not yours hahahaha, gotcha. Love you even more. Xoxoxo
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I met a girl in a taxi, I bought yoghurt for her, exchanged numbers and then saw her saving my name as TAXI YOGHURT. I took back my yoghurt. Kkkkkkkkkkk, Joseph!
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Girls hear me out. Success is not sexually transmitted, so stop sleeping with successful men and work hard. Please do not wear the same weave for nine months, it’s not pregnancy. Half naked girls are hot, well dressed girls are beautiful, hell is hot, heaven is beautiful.
Stop saying you cannot date a man who lives with his mother yet you’re dating a man who lives with his wife.
Do not look at what a guy drives but what drives him.
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What is inside your heart? One day a rich man gave a basket full of rotten food to a poor man.
The poor man smiled and left the palace with the basket, emptied the basket of its content and cleaned it, put beautiful flowers in it and returned it to the palace and gave it to the rich man.
The rich man was surprised and asked the poor man why?
I gave you a basket full of rotten things and you bring it back filled with beautiful flowers.
The poor man replied the King: Every human being gives what is in his heart. What inside you is what you give out.
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Hie Tentie! I’m Rutendo Musuka and would like to say hie to all Lower Six students at St James Zongoro High School
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I want to greet all my fans at Transau Secondary School especially Tyno Mwaonei and 3c. Samma
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Hie Tentie, it’s Sittie and I want to say best wishes to all Form 4s at St Augustine’s High School especially my besties Jana and Memo. Sally
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Hello everyone, its Boss TK
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Hie , I’m Lil 99, I want to greet my friends at Marist especially Joeman, Tadex and Ralphy. Keep it lit guys wherever you are.
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Hie Tentie, I want to greet my family and friends, Lydia and Tecla and all those who know me. It’s Patience Ndarowa
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Hie Tentie, It’s Sharon from Rusape, I want to greet all my friends
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Thanks for all your pictures, keep sending them in. If your picture is not in the paper this week’s issue, check next issue or the one after that. Love y’all so much. Please keep sending your stuff to +263 771 580 643.
Kisses and hugs dearies,
