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Blabbermouth
BLABBER is sick and tired of several social misfits who after featuring on this widely read column and are desperately trying to reach out to Yours Truly, either to register their displeasure or unleash vengeance.
After blabber raised alarm on a popular hangout that is housing those of questionable sexual orientation, these social misfits have shifted their base and are nowhere to be found.
However, one of the ring leaders confronted a fellow scribe whom he thought was Yours Truly saying ‘mativharisa base musazodaro’.
He is not the only one!
In fact, the list is long, but this is surely a story for another day, who knows, probably the next insertion.
In these difficult times, Blabber this week, as a responsible citizen, felt should play his small part in fighting the ravaging pandemic by exposing covidiots among us.
With the advent of the pandemic, a new term covidiots was coined referring to elements in our society who are engaging in activities that not only endanger themselves, but those around them.
No doubt, Blabber is human and accordingly, Yours Truly is worried about the ever-rising cases of deaths caused by the pandemic especially in our beloved beautiful city.
It is of grave concern that some well-known socialites, or should I say, entrepreneurs or covidiots are mixing and mingling with their young and school-going girlfriends taking them to hotels out of town especially in that other mountainous resort area where we get most of our potatoes.
All this is happening when our dear moneyed entrepreneurs know very well that they are yet to recover from the pandemic.
If you are wondering what Yours Truly is blabbering about then watch the space.
Blabber will certainly name and shame three elderly businesspeople who have been into this devilish practice in the next instalment.
There is also another set of covidiots who are behind the sprouting up of open air shebeens around our beautiful city.
One of the major protagonists who recently acquired a blue ride holds more than six birthday parties for herself in one year.
Yes, you heard me right, six birthday parties for one person in one year!
Such is the vanity of this life we live that one person holds six birthday parties for herself aimed at bringing people together and recruit them into the underworld of satanism.
Even in these difficult times of the novel pandemic, flesh peddling has reached another level as popular sluts from high-density suburbs are now overnight celebrities at these open air shebeens.
If you think Blabber is dreaming just visit those grounds where we normally market our products and services during an annual function or better still, check around that other vast mall in that other suburb whose name has all to do with water and yet the supply of precious liquid supply to the area is erratic.
Till next Friday, let us all not forget to wash ours hands, keeping the physical distance and more importantly staying at home as much as possible.
After all, like we have always said, work is not always the place, work is what you do!
Stay safe!
