The ManicaPost
WHAT is this we hear about that barber who has a knack of dating married women in the city?
I mean that other barber whose name means we are many. Gentle Reader, I am talking about that other our barber who is known for his open zip closed mind approach to sexual matters.
Apart from his prowess with the shaving machine, this is the same moron who was bashed after being caught exchanging niceties with an attached woman in his car.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that he almost took his life after he infected wifey with a sexually transmitted disease he got from one of his numerous concubines.
In fact, Blabber has it on good authority that the same attached concubine he was bashed for is the source of the sexually transmitted disease.
After being infected by this mortifying ailment, irate wifey exploded, yelling and threatening to expose all his other shenanigans leading to our dear barber having thoughts about committing suicide.
If you think Blabber is lying, take a good look at him, the boy has lost considerable weight in a few days.
Simply because Blabber cares about fellow citizens, this instalment is meant to warn those of similar sexual proclivity to be careful when dealing with these dirty sexual perverts.
Being forewarned is being forearmed!
Church leader by day, sexual pervert by night
THERE is this other leader in that church which is known for its pursuit for salvation.
I am blabbering about that church where principles and hierarchy is similar to the military.
You see, Blabber is never vexatious, especially when it comes to men and women of God, but, like I have always said, the need to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric motivates me.
Blabber’s informants have it that this tall and dark respected leader is so much into skirt chasing than the word of the Lord.
No wonder folks in the capital have had enough of him!
What worried Blabber the most is that he has even gone beyond the bounds of normalcy as he is now after married women.
Gentle Reader, this is no folklore, if you think so, get yourself a copy of next week’s edition!
