The ManicaPost
WHAT is this that we hear about this other street banker who has once again fallen on hard times after his wife decided to take what belongs to her?
Gone are the days when males would simply divorce their wives for cheating.
Nowadays, women are choosing between moving out of the relationship or staying in marriage, but also teach the stupid husband how to cheat without being caught!
Dear reader, the shameless cheat, our dear money changer, was told to leave and this time the wife seems to be more serious than ever before.
We all know how this dear brother of ours used to boast about how he suddenly made it in life through the illicit money changing enterprise until he was given a divorce token by his wife and life went on a downturn for him.
Through the assistance of church leaders, the matrimonial union which was on the rocks was brought back to life and the relationship appeared to be on the mend.
But, we all know how leopards will never change their spots, don’t we?
Let alone birds and the way they chirp!
Word reaching Yours Truly is that the wife recently stumbled upon threads of lurid messages between several concubines and our dear money changer, something that the wife thought they had talked about and solved amicably.
As expected, she would have none of it and the boy, as Blabber pens this piece, no longer has access to all those vehicles that he used to lure women around our beautiful city with.
In fact, Blabber almost felt sorry for him when Yours Truly saw him walking to his workplace.
Yours Truly also gathered that this bozo brought virtually nothing to the table and it is the wife, and the wife only, who invested into the money changing business.
Even though he would abuse some of the family’s earnings to spoil his concubines, we now know that his wage was nothing more than just a commission that comes from the daily transactions.
Surely, this is a lesson to all men and to some extent, women in our community, to know which side of their bread is buttered.
Our dear brother now reminisces all the comfort of the SUVs as he sweats while walking to his daily hustle.
Blabber will surely revisit this riveting real life drama and unravel the humble beginnings of this chap, how he captured the eye of his estranged better half and their journey to this day.
Oh by the way, Blabber never knew that the bee, I mean the real bee, who made a fortune out of playing wifey to fellow males, is back in town.
Yes, the grey haired one who was hibernating in some gold rich area along the border with a neighbouring country.
Blabber has it on good authority that the bee is yet to lose its sting and substantiated reports indicate that he has turned young female students at this other local State college into his prey.
Using proceeds from his gold mining activities, he is luring them in all different shapes and sizes, one after the other.
Blabber is really worried about his health status, given that he is said to have transmitted the virus to one of his sons after sleeping with the young man’s wife.
Surely this world is not our home!
I rest my case, for now.
