The ManicaPost
WHEN Blabber writes, many followers of this widely-read column dismiss what they read as gossip, yet there are lessons to be learnt.
Yours Truly has denounced the use of money-spinning charms countless times, but somehow some of my dear brothers and sisters never learn.
Be that as it may, for the good of our community, Yours Truly will remain relentless in preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric.
This is the reason why Blabber will delve into issues relating to this other well-known young diamond dealer who has lost his marbles.
When things were rosy for him, they fondly referred to him by a royal Nigerian title.
The young man rose to fame through illicit diamond deals.
His love for flashy vehicles is common knowledge around the city.
During his days on top of his game, he would make noise around town, raving different racing cars.
Kape moyo!
Those that used to admire him would shout as he enjoyed life on the fast lane back then.
Unfortunately, the same people that used to ululate for his tomfoolery back then are now saying he used juju to get on top.
Now that the boy is now insane, picking food from dustbins and roaming the streets, friends are now very, very few for him.
This is exactly what happens when we use shortcuts to get a good life.
Those with ears have heard!
Blabber is aware that many followers of this widely read column are wondering who exactly is the culprit impregnating this other mentally challenged woman who resides in an open space near that other popular terminus along the road that goes to that other suburb whose name has something to do with water.
Blabber has it on good authority that it is none other than this other owner of a hardware shop that sell shovels, hoes and cement.
l mean this one whose workers wear green and khakhi uniforms.
Yes, that one.
Blabber also understands that he is not the only one who is sexually exploiting the woman in question.
The identity of his partner in crime will be in our next instalment.
Before signing off, dear reader, Yours Truly would want to advice some of our colleagues to desist from flaunting their illicit relations in public spaces.
This includes some respected men of the cloth who took the oath of celibacy.
Spare us this tomfoolery please!
I rest my case, for now.
