The ManicaPost
WHAT is this that we hear about this other sex maniac who has impregnated three women at the same time?
Never at any point, in this day and age of sexually transmitted diseases, had Yours Truly imagined that we would have one sharp shooter in our midst who could have not one, not two, but three women missing their monthlies at a go.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that this bozo went between the sheets with this other former modelling queen who is now scruffy and messy.
After years of being an object of admiration to many around our beautiful city, the beauty queen seems to have suddenly lost the touch to take good care of herself.
She is well-known around the city because, apart from her modelling career, she simply has the looks. Yes, hate her or love her, she is simply gorgeous.
Put simply, she is almost every man’s dream girl!
However, she is one of the three women who was impregnated by the hat-trick hero.
The boy also impregnated this other young girl who resides in one of our medium density suburbs near this other technical college.
Blabber has it on good authority that the fella was once caught pants down with this young girl by her father.
He was assaulted by the irate father and left for dead after that incident.
Unfortunately, this was God’s case and where can one appeal?
Blabber is also aware that the sex maniac’s own wife is currently expecting and that makes her Number Three on the list of women who have been impregnated by the guy.
Yours Truly always looks for the silver lining in every cloud and this is why Blabber is happy that while the boy has a serious open zip policy, he has managed to maintain the tempo at home.
Yours Truly will surely go out of his way to unravel the identity of this hat-trick hero in the near future, given that at the moment the details are still sketchy.
One thing for sure, you can never escape Blabber’s long lenses and very soon, I mean very soon, Yours Truly will devote acres of space to feast on this sex pest.
Till then, always remember to take good care of your loved ones!
