The ManicaPost
YOYOYO WATS APP peeps. How ya all doing? Welcome, welcome to all the new pose. And to all our Generation X club members, luv you peeps. This week we went around the city, speaking to youths of different races, age groups and like. So check it out, this is what they contributed this week.
If you want to participate, just look out for us during the week in like the coolest places in town. If you miss out, don’t sweat! Send us your pictures and stuff anytime, any day on the number at the end of the page. If you don’t see it in the week you sent it, we promise you it will be in the next or the next or the next……..whatever, yo all I am saying is stay cool, don’t stress – just keep checking.
Sissy Annie
WHAT’S WITH THE CRAZY PARTYING/GIGS/BASHES?’
Boys – Yo that’s the only place we can express ourselves freely. There are no controls, no restrictions, no worries. Sha no-one stresses us there, we are free to be who we want to be. Imagine, our parents ask us why don’t we want to have Gig’s at home? Check it out hey, if we have a gig at home, they give us a time limit; they give us limits on how many people we can invite. And if they see some of our peeps that they think are weird they ban them from coming in. Then they complain the music is too loud, then they complain that the words of the music are rude or disrespectful, then they complain about the dressing especially with the girls. They even control how long the gig can go on for, and worse of all they limit the booze. My old lady even tunes no booze allowed in her yard (has she seen what’s in my old man’s cupboard yo? Sha it’s frustrating, so we would rather just celebrate something at home like a birthday where the folks carry the bill. But every other party/gig, we rather go out.
AND THE GIRLS SAID
Partying is like the expected thing with us girls. Even those of us who don’t really enjoy going to some of these places, we go because our friends are going. Personally I love partying, I live for them. I like feel like so unloved if there is a gig happening and I’m not there. I’m like the Queen Bee, I have to be there, for it to be a success lol!
So ya’ll “where the party at ya’ all.
Signed by Anastasia
RD TO THE YOUTH NEEDING ENCOURAGEMENT
Here we go, direction is by far more important than speed. In your minds of weakness you should desire to just keep moving in the right direction. The little steps you take towards your goals, may seem as if they do not matter, but the truth is they bring you closer to your moment of brilliance. No surge of brilliance was ever achieved in a split second. Take humble steps one after the other. Keep you momentum and keep your direction. Every leap of faith if a giant advancement towards the achievement of your goals. My Pal let’s not lose hope.
JOKE OF THE WEEK
Muexam yeGeo Chinotimba anobvisa hembe dzose osara nebrief. Invigilator: Ko zvadiizve nhai VaChinotimba. Chinotimba: Ndiri kuanswer number four yakanzi answer in brief. Usaseke wega learn to share.
WE HATE
Peeps who are like so fake, they are so annoying. One day they are like this; the next they are like that. I mean seriously ya’all, can the real person stand-up please. Tis is so like psycho!
DATING WORD OF THE SEASON CATFISHED
Catfished is when you get into a relationship with someone on the internet that you have never met. Only to find out later that the person is not who they say they are.
BANG you have been CATFISHED BOO!
“If you can fly. Then run
If you can’t run, then walk
If you can’t walk, then crawl
But whatever you do,
You have to keep moving forward
Martin Luther King Jr
COUNSELLING CORNER
Hie Sissy Anne, am a young man. My prblm is that wen I was younger, I used to hv many girlfriends. Now I’m mature I nid to hv one girlfriend wat can I do? Try wat I was thinking bt hapana chakfamba. Wat can I do? A confused you man pliz help last tym u did reply sissy.
REVOLT
Listen up ya’all, all those who are wannabe songsters; drop it rite here, just a few lines to wet the appetite. Not too much you don’t want some copycat stealing your goods ya’ll. Check this out…….
I’m the best yeah I said it, someone tell these rappers to gap it. I got it goin up from where I’m coming from. I ain’t fake and all that stuff. I’m seriously like legit. Living life like it’s our last day. Gonna make this money til the day I’m gone. This is all I ever wannered. I know I’m a little young; but time is money and I gotta stay ahead of the competition. Okay so we rolling now. I’m glad I persevered, cause everything is on me; no mamma, dead papa and lots of mouths to feed. Ain’t no one watching my back, I’m my own worst enemy, but my own best fan.
JOKE OF THE WEEK
INTERVIEW STARTS:
HR OFFICER: What is your name?
MUZO: M.P. Sir
HR OFFICER: In full please
MUZO: Muzo Phiri
HR OFFICER: Your father’s name?
MUZO: M.P Sir
HR OFFICER: What does that mean?
MUZO: Melvin Phiri
HR OFFICER: Your native place?
MUZO: M.P. Sir
HR OFFICER: Whats that?
MUZO: Mpumalanga province
HR OFFICER: What is your qualification?
MUZO: M.P. Sir
HR OFFICER: (Angry) What is that?
MUZO: Mathematics professor
HR OFFICER: So why do you need a job?
MUZO: It is because of M.P. Sir
HR OFFICER: Meaning what?
MUZO: Money problems
HR OFFICER: Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time. Whats your personality like?
MUZO: M.P. Sir
HR OFFICER: And what is that?
MUZO: Marvelous personality Sir,
HR OFFICER: I see….I will get back to you
MUZO: Sir, how was my M.P. Sir?
HR OFFICER: And whats that again?
MUZO: My Performance
HR OFFICER: I think you Have an M.P.
MUZO: Meaning?
HR OFFICER: Mental problem
MUZO: WE say IT like DAT.
CAT’S PAJAMAS / BEE’S KNEES
The cool thing about “Cat Pajamas’s” is it can be a compliment or it can call into attention that someone has an inflated ego.
That dress is the Cat’s Pajamas. He has such a big ego, not sure why he thinks he is the Cat’s Pajamas?
Note ….Yeah, yeah, it’s like time to dip, so listen up ya’ll, check this out……don’t call us “dog”, don’t come knocking on e’ door, jus get wt e’ program and SEND yr stuff to chat/watsapp in your own lingo to 0772 933 845 – thtso’l.
GENERATION X WE HATE
We hate it when our parents compare us with the neighbours kids or our friends or even our siblings. No two people are the same. How are we expected to grow when we are constantly being reduced to nothing by their comments and criticisms. Maybe if they appreciated us for who we are even if it seems like we are nothing. Maybe one day we will surprise them and become something; not like someone else; but like what we are meant to be as individuals.
Signed by Charlene Thomas
ISN’T IT STRANGE
Watawata! Peeps ISN’T IT STRANGE: How US$500 seems a lot of money to donate to church but less to buy two state of the art smart phones?
Written by DR MAZZY aka mazaiewanah.
