The ManicaPost
BLABBERMOUTH
WHAT is this that we hear about this other learned fool whom we treated with respect all along not knowing he is a social misfit, probably worse off than the other departed one.
I mean this other senior employee in an organisation that provides basic or essential services to residents across the city.
Given the acts of nincompoopery and tomfoolery he has shown us in recent months, Blabber wonders how he manages to execute his duties well, being the man in charge of recruiting workers and handling employee welfare issues in that organisation.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that the learned moron, who drives a luxury silver ride, is now in the habit of assaulting innocent fellow imbibers each time he takes one too many.
He is fast turning into hoodlum, something that Yours Truly not only finds unbelievable but unacceptable for a person of his calibre and social standing.
In fact, his acts of idiocy have reached an unacceptable level to the extent that even some of his colleagues are now ashamed to be in his company during weekends.
Blabber is actually in the final stages of collecting finer details of a juicy one in which he caused mayhem at his girlfriend’s home where he is said to have destroyed furniture and, as usual, gentle reader you will be the first to know.
All along, Blabber thought his monkey business would start and end in high speed driving theatrics that he is so addicted to even in the central business district, but it has since been discovered that there is an unruly element in his character.
Yours Truly will certainly go deeper!
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The prophet and his unending misfortunes
Word reaching Yours Truly is that this other self-proclaimed prophet has finally agreed to move out of the house he was refusing to vacate after failing to pay the full amount he owed the owner. I mean that other prophet whose ministry is now housed at a big shack near a popular night spot in that other suburb whose name has something to do with water.
Blabber has it on good authority that he has now pleaded for three months period to find alternative accommodation.
Apart from his well known sexual shenanigans and avenging spirit of his deceased son, his refusal to vacate the house laid bare his true character as he threatened the owner with all sorts of things including bewitching whoever will come to occupy the property. Blabber will soon contemplate starting a church given the evildoings of people that we thought should lead us by example.
For now, lest we forget, let us sit back, relax and support our beloved Warriors as they bury the Pharaohs in their own backyard today.
