The ManicaPost
Yoyoyo watsap peeps. How ya all doing? Welcome, welcome to all the new pose. And to all our Generation X club members, luv you peeps.
This week we went around the city, speaking to youth of different races, age groups and like. So check it out; this is what they contributed this week.
If you want to participate; just look out for us during the week in the coolest places in town.
If you miss out don’t sweat!
Send us your stuff anytime, any day on the number at the end of the page. If you don’t see it in the week you sent it; we promise you it will be in the next or the next or the next, whatever – yo all I am saying is stay cool, don’t stress – just keep checking.
Sissy Annie
REPLY TO LAST WEEK HELP CORNER
Reply to Babie Tee – Crying Rusape
Yo hey gal reel in love, I can cee knee deep. BUT wat fo? Pardon my being too blunt here, it’s not to feel discouraged coz I ain’t dat kinda-weirdo-jerk-advisor.
Wel babe da point is therez a 50 cut probability dat yo guy still luvz u yet considering his recent change in commitment, somehow it shozhz cheatin on you, I no thzversity peeps moreso am a boy too. Therez another mistress in da system. It’s a secret hidden in hz goddamn cupboard! Yet bear in mtnddat being cheated aint mean not loved. It now depends upon yo hut & scope: to luv him datwae or leave him. Plz dispute dat gabbage abt level, when when we consider LOVE (bound by flesh &soul). Dear evrythin falls behind yes he wae academically ahead of u but try to figure out why he dropped down to luv YOU, the lower level. After all babe you are still young & a blossom of beauty too I guess. Stop worrying yourself about this, its all experimental relationships at our age not fit for marriage. Gather yoself, move on & try dyin hard bein ACCOUNTANT OR MATHEMATICIAN (opppshahaha), the “class” dat u think of yo own will find you. Besides @ this level try findin sm1 a lil’ more but same w’yo age.
HOWEVER don’t find me heartless coz I also find it acceptable to confront yo dude about whats causing this abrupt melt in his mood.
Answer by Tryie Dee
Saying of the week
Hi peep, no pay no game ya’ll
Signed by Holiness Mhlanga
FAMOUS PEOPLE WE ARE SICK OF HEARING OF BREAKING UP
Am I the only one, or are we like all sick of hearing about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, getting together and breaking up; getting together and breaking up…….. Like so boring zzzzzzzzzzz. Can they just get it together or not; so that the rest of us can move on in life. Argh too much drama!
I mean Justin is such a catch, if Justin is actually single; that means hope for me…so Selena move o’er.
By Michelle
WE say IT like DAT
YadaYada
Do you ever have a moment that you feel that going into the details will bore the person your with or distract them, yet you at that point in the story? So what do you say, saying “I don’t want to bore you with the details” can lead someone to be offended and is long to say. This is where “yadayadayada” comes in useful; you say it instead of all the boring details, and hope the other person understands. I was on my way to the store “yadayadayada” then a saw the biggest lightening bolt of my life strike a tree and made it fall.
So next time you need to tell a long story – replace some of the details with “yadayada”.
HELP CORNER
Heloo, I have a problem & I need tips. Am 19 & have a relationship with a very pretty Form 2 gal who is about 15 yrs old, we love each other very much but considering my age it seems like I am taking advantage. Most of her relatives know this & have grown tired of trying to stop her in case this might disrupt her schooling. I always encourage her to manage her studies and sometimes offer to help her although she is shy .The other problem she can’t brk up with me but she oftenly gets beaten becoz of me. She suffers because of me yet her family doesn’t lay a finger on me. I simply dunnowhy, coz of benefits perhaps, most of them even like me. As a responsible guy I feel playing guilt & unfair on her & I feel her resistance lies in the blindfold of first love. What should I / we do peeps.
Written Sam Badee
REVOLT
SHANDA HAMA…
Chorus.
Shanda Hama iweShanda, Zvato zvehasha iwes handa, U want that pape, chitoshanda, U beta wake up. iweshanda
1st verse
Shanda hama. Chokwadi hachiputsi ukama. U want that high life iwe wakarara mushana.
Newsflash in this world u wont last probably gona crash. Move away from that fast life. U rily want that paper right? Landlord knockin at ur door everyday and night.Uwanna impress tha girl next door with some brand new Nikes.Take her to a brand new store maybe get a bite.Well its okay unless u Sean Timba. U beta wake up and check your IQ. Waitin on that pocket money life ain’t high school. Desperation probably thinking bout using voodoo.That ain’t Gods plan thats why im here telling u to.
U so broke humpty dumpty is even laughing at u.Fastfoward ur life ur kids will be made at you. Real talk.Now that hommies huldrily motivate u.Ur baby mama is texting she dumping tha baby on u.Damn!
Chorus.
Shanda hama iwe shanda. Zvato zvehasha iwe shanda.U want that paper chitoshanda..U beta wake up iwe shanda.U beta work.work.U beta work my.Nigga.Versace chains ain’t cheap my.Nigga. U beta work my nigga living. Tha high life aint cheap my. Nigga.
Written By Munyaradzi Koroko aka KXD
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