The ManicaPost
Blabbermouth
The elderly, just like Yours Truly, will always tell you that it is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it is good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you have not lost the things that money cannot buy.
It appears this has been the tragedy of this other slay queen in our midst.
Yours Truly is blabbering about none other than this well known nail technician or manicurist or nailist who worked at different saloons in the city centre.
The nailist, who is so thin that one can see the shape as she struts along the streets, is easily identifiable by her very light complexion.
Many remember her for the relationship she once had with this other local Sungura musician who is known for using two totems.
Blabber has it on good authority that her love for money saw her dating several moneyed men, including an infamous public transport operator and a certain gold dealer.
Nonetheless, the issue of her affairs with the infamous public transport operator and a gold dealer is a story for another day.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that she is no longer sleeping at home after she reportedly enlisted the services of a traditional healer to kill the wife of a certain wealthy man who resides in that other town very close to the capital city on your way from our beautiful city.
The deceased woman’s avenging spirit is now causing all sorts of problems for our dear nail technician that she can no longer have the comfort of sleeping at home.
In fact, her friends are taking turns to accommodate her around the city.
Blabber is also aware of how she even tried to use juju to let the Sungura musician dump his matrimonial home and family but luckily for the singer, a certain well known prophet based in a neighbouring country came to his rescue.
To date, different traditional healers are making money as she is busy visiting them one-by-one in search of charms to ward off the deceased woman’s avenging spirit.
Blabber can only give her free advice to confess and make plans to pay reparations for her evil deeds if she ever entertains hopes of a peaceful life ever after.
Like Blabber has alluded to earlier on, peace, just like love, is one thing that money cannot buy.
Take heed!
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Has she gone past her sell-by date?
And there is also this other slay queen who is no longer a common feature in most watering holes around the city as she used to.
I mean this other Jezebel sister whose name is a direct translation of vernacular meaning ”wake-up”.
Yes, the same sister who was part of the gang of three thigh vendors that were complainants in court after they lost their mobile phones when they were in the process of consulting a self proclaimed prophet in search of love portions to serve their clients.
It appears there is really nothing in a name, after all, given that while her name encourages people to wake up from their deep slumber, she has failed over the years to wake up to the reality that she is getting wasted by changing men like pants.
Blabber is actually digging deeper to find out what she is up to now and gentle reader, you will be the first to know!
