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Blabbermouth
NOW that another year has come to an end through the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, Blabber hopes that we have learnt a thing or two about good citizenship out of the content published weekly on this widely read column.
By exposing those social misfits and their shenanigans, Yours Truly sincerely hopes that others have been deterred from embarking on wayward behaviour.
From that other light skinned ageing Jezebel sister who is desperately refusing to accept that she has her time on the market to that other young businessman who recently had a lesson of a lifetime, Blabber has always kept his ears on the ground throughout the year just for your reading pleasure.
It appears the only one who has learnt nothing is that other pot bellied businessman who inherited his late father’s empire together with his siblings.
I mean that other one whose insatiable sexual appetite, just like his late father, has seen him dating married women around the city.
I mean the one whose only claim to fame, apart from his insatiable appetite for sex, is the meat retail business.
When it comes to matters of the heart, it seems as if he is after married women and then a few other single ladies.
Because of space, Blabber will not recount the number of couples that divorced because of him.
Only God knows whether dating married women is the secret behind the success of his business!
While Blabber thought that his only weakness has to do with women, word reaching Yours Truly is that he has now come up with a new skill to beat the skyrocketing prices of meat.
Those who confided in Blabber said he is now engaging villagers who reside along highways near to the city so that each time a beast is killed in a road accident he is quickly invited to ‘hoard’ for retail at his popular butchery.
Surely how can one put people’s lives at risk like this by selling meat that is not inspected?
Come on gentlemen, do we really have a human heart? In times like these, my boys back in the ghetto would be quick to remind you ‘zvinhu zvekudaro azvidi kudaro!’
Having been blabbering all year throughout, it only leaves me dear readers to wish you a prosperous 2019 and pray that all your wishes be granted in the coming year.
Stay blessed!
