The ManicaPost
Fake friends are like our shadows; very close to us as we walk in the sunshine, but very quick in deserting us as soon as we cross into the darkness.
We have too many of them in our midst!
If you think Blabber is lying, ask this other well-known businessman who was running a popular backyard eatery at a family property located in the periphery of Mutare’s Central Business District.
Many enjoyed those sumptuous beef bones and hooves. This boy was recently under the weather and will tell you that there is no greater blessing than a friend’s hand that lifts you up after a fall.
He will also tell you that there is no greater curse than a friend’s hand that strikes you when you are down. Two of his friends helped him so much when he was severely ill.
However, one of the ‘friends’ started feasting on his wife.
Things got so bad that the businessman had to be whisked out of hospital in the middle of the night to swoop on the illicit lovebirds. Unfortunately, the traitor was alerted in time and the guy could not pounce on them red-handed.
For those who could be wondering who the fake friend is, it is none other than that equally well-known young ‘businessman’ who runs an earthmoving shelf company.
Blabber is not surprised that the so-called friend acted in such a manner. ln fact, Yours Truly has so much to say about this betrayer’s unquenchable sexual appetite.
However, this is a story for another day.
Make no mistake, Blabber remains unwavering in preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric.
For that reason, Yours Truly will now move on to this other married guy who is destroying marriages for fun.
His job entails travelling to and from that other neighbouring country to buy various goods for his clients. The fella who stays in that green part of the city imports all sorts of items, from motor spare parts to groceries.
Uncultured as he is, the boy has been doing very well in his business. The cross-border travelling hustles that came with the Covid-19 pandemic are actually a blessing in disguise for him as more people are now seeking his services.
In case some readers are struggling to identify this guy, his name is reminiscent of a British racing driver. I mean the one who competes in Mercedes’ Formula One.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that this bare skinned moron was dating the wife of a well-known sports administrator.
The illicit relationship recently put the final nail on the coffin of the sport administrator’s marriage. Blabber is tempted to go deeper and unravel a lot more of the runner’s sexual shenanigans but as an elder, Yours Truly will give him a chance to reform.
After all, tiri kugadzirisa nyika ka!
