Things falling apart in church

06 Nov, 2020 - 00:11 0 Views

The ManicaPost

WHAT is this that we hear about ugly events unfolding in one of the country’s oldest apostolic sects?

I mean the one led by an aged evangelist who can no longer give instructions and guidance due to his advanced age.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that the church has turned into a banana republic, with leaders breaking regulations in broad daylight.

Blabber is informed that the church’ local regional leader was recently caught pants down with a fellow congregant’s wife.

Apparently this is not the first time that the sexually short tempered church leader has been found on the wrong side of the church laws due to his weakness for sweetness.

He was once defrocked and stripped of his powers within the church after a similar incident in the past.

But what makes the recent incident even more disgusting is that the woman in question is not only a fellow congregant’s wife, she is also his neighbour!

Yours Truly is certainly digging deeper into this unfolding scandal. It is only a matter of time before I name and shame this sex pervert.

This man is also heavily involved in church power struggles.

With thousands of church followers in the southern part of the continent, this once revered church is crumbling because of immorality and power struggles.

While Yours Truly is not perfect, for the sake of preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric, I shall not remain silent as such tomfoolery happens.

That is why I have also decided to dwell on this other juicy one involving a former worker of a downtown supermarket.

The lady in question dumped her husband — a soldier — for a married taxi driver.

The lady is so much in love with this taxi-man that she now stays with him at a rented apartment in that other suburb where one can enjoy the beautiful morning sunshine.

For the benefit of those that are struggling to identify her, this short and curvy woman was one of the beauties that were involved in a bus accident in a nearby resort area.

Blabber feels sorry for her husband as he dearly loves her.

Dear reader, Blabber is still gathering notes on an incident in which one lovebird was bitten by a snake while enjoying quality time at a local popular joint.

Just watch this space!

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