BLABBER is still be out of the country enjoying the cool breeze of this beautiful sea shore here, be that as it may, Yours Truly will never lose his nose for news.
Make no mistake, Pamutiusinazita – as some refer to Blabber – is driven by the need to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric and this is the reason Yours Truly will not be silenced when ladies of loose morals destroy marriages.
No amount of gallivanting in high offices, intimidation nor threats will stop Yours Truly from unmasking this brainless slut. I hear the heartless hubby snatcher thinks she is so untouchable to the extent of harassing each and everyone deemed to be the source of last week’s contents of this widely read column.
If so, like our contemporary men of God, Yours Truly will go deeper!
Gentle Reader, I am blabbering about that evil woman who snatched the guy who works in a managerial position in this other organisation that deals with water. Yes, that guy who used to enjoy playing social soccer to the extent of being nicknamed after a certain Cameroonian legendary striker.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that before she won him, the man’s younger brother is the one who was in love with the evil woman’s own sister. Our evil, uncultured moron destroyed that affair as she knew she wanted to come in and terrorise everyone close to the man.
This wayward slut deliberately enticed the unsuspecting waterworks manager and at the same time, instructed her sister to move away from her boyfriend who happened to be the waterworks manager’s younger brother.
The mindless slut went on to administer an overdose of love portions to this waterworks manager. Now that she is in control of the man, she is terrorising everyone close to the man, from his relatives, friends to the man’s former wife whom she is now masterminding her eviction from the company house.
Interestingly, the loud mouthed mindless moron is known for conning partners in their cash co-operatives known as ‘societies’, while threatening them with juju.
You see Blabber is fully aware of the use of juju being an African that I am, but like said before, only the second coming of Christ will stop me from unmasking social misfits like this one.
In case Ms Hubby Snatcher you are not aware, Blabber will never be the one to massage your ego. No!
Live within your means, man of God!
Yours Truly was tempted to deal extensively with this other ‘Man of God’ who wants to live a lavish lifestyle, yet his ministry cannot sustain it.
Somehow, on second thoughts, Yours Truly realised, there is still unfinished business with that uncultured moron I was blabbering about above.
Gentle Reader, there is a well known ‘Man of God’ in the city who has not been able to pay rentals wherever he has been a tenant.
He likes staying in leafy suburbs, yet his congregation can hardly afford the rentals. As I pen this piece, he owes several landlords. If you think Blabber is a liar ask this other popular businessman who is now venturing into the education sector for business or this other prominent medical doctor, both of whom have been his landlord at some time.
Who is this ‘Man of God’? Some might be asking.
This is none other than the scandalous one who was once hauled before the courts of law for robbing a love bank, as the late composer Paul Matavire would put it. Though he escaped owing to some technicalities, he is yet to pay for the legal services rendered. Shame on him and those who believe in this crook!
Till next Friday, remember to take good care of your loved ones!