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Teenchat with Tentie
HEY there my dearest teenagers! How have been the examinations so far? Great and flowing, I bet. I know you guys have been studying hard and are ready for them. I wish you all the best during the exams. Always remember that Tentie has you in prayers.
Kisses and hugs — xoxoxoxoxo!
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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, an angel appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into water and he needed it to make a living. The angel went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?” the angel asked. The woodcutter replied: “No.”The angel again went down and came up with a silver axe. “Is this your axe?” the angel asked. Again, the woodcutter replied: “No.” The angel went down again and came up with an iron axe. “Is this your axe?” the angel asked. The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”
The angel was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Sometime later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the angel again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?””Oh, my wife has fallen into the water!”
The angel went down into the water and came up with Pamela Anderson. “Is this your wife?” the angel asked. “Yes,” cried the woodcutter. The angel was furious. “You lied! That is a lie!” The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, it is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘NO’ to Pamela, you would have come up with Angelina Jolie. Then if I said ‘NO’ to her, you would have come up with MY WIFE.
Had I then said ‘YES,’ you would have given me all three.
I’m a poor man, and not able to take care of three wives, so that is why I said yes to Pamela.” Funny right!
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Hie Tentie, its Anesu from St Columbas High, I want to say hie to my friends Leeroy, Tatenda, Tanya, Tino, Nigel and my little sister Ngoni. I love you guys.
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Hello TeenChat, my name is Esther Anesu Dhliwayo, U6 student at F.C.A. I want to extend my best wishes to all candidates writing this year, including Stacey, Gosa, Mellania, Stoma, Rufaro, Pipila, Clarie, Tanya, Zabhe and all my classmates.
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Hie TeenChat, its Concern Mshateganda, I just want to wish the best to all the candidates at Jersey High School, not forgetting Tostoi, Cyber and Skywalker.
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Hie, my name is Nomsa from Norton. I love your column and would like to say hie to all of my friends.
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Hie Tentie, I want to greet Nkalah, JMP, Tylor and Drae, Carly from Gomorefu.
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Hie Tentie, its Makanaka Jonasi, l would like to shout out to all Form 1A and B and candidates at First Class Academy. Wishing you guys all the best. Please do not disappoint us. We have trust in your abilities.
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Hi TeenChat, I want to greet all my friends at St Matthias High School, not forgetting my crew the Baddo Baddo Boys – Craig Kay Mbutsa.
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May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. Keep sending your stuff to 0771 580 643.
