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This is the third week of September, and a week closer to the ZIMSEC examinations, hurray right! I know some of y’all are cursing me for constantly reminding you guys of how close the national exams are now. Don’t be afraid hey, I know you my guys, you can do it. There is still time for you to prepare adequately for the exams. Love you my people.
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An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man sitting in the corner. So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, “Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black African guy over there!” So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the African. However, instead of becoming upset, the African man simply looked up at the American and shouted, “Thank you!” That infuriated the man. So once again, the American took out his wallet and shouted, “Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African man sitting in the corner over there!”
So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African man.
When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the African man simply smiled at the American and shouted, “Thank you!” That made the American man furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the waiter, “What is wrong with that African man?
I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts ‘Thank you.’ Is he mad?” The waiter smiled at the American and said, “No, he is not mad at all. He is the owner of this restaurant. May your enemies work unknowingly in your favour. #Funny right. Stay humble my dearies!
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Hie Tentie, I want to say hie to Suzanna in Chipinge and Rumbie. I also want to greet Tino, Noma, Chiedza, Hapie, Alfa and all my dorm mates at Chibuwe High School, Progia.
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Hie Tentie, am Tapiwa Dube at St Charles Lwanga. I want to say my shout outs to all girls at Lydia Chimonyo, especially Rutendo. Chantle.
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Hie, I just want to wish all Form Four students at St Columbas, Hauna, all the best. Mobby.
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Kisses and hugs dearies, xoxoxo.
