The ManicaPost
A LOVELY end of yet another week, isn’t it my lovelies? Well, with the Easter holiday drawing closer and schools closing, I bet y’all in a jovial mood and will be living to the fullest. Well, live, but trade carefully as one simple mistake might shutter the rest of your life. Love you even more.
***
Thought for the day: There is only one person you spend your whole life with, and that is yourself. If you aren’t ok with you, there is an issue.
***
Three university guys dodged exam because they did not study. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease then went to see the lecturer.
“Sir we are sorry we couldn’t make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down thus we became so dirty as you can see”.
The lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare.After three days, they went to the lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied. The lecturer put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper;
1. Who got married? (25 marks); 2.Where was the reception held? (25marks); 3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks); 4.What type of car broke down? (25mks).
Marking scheme: your answers must be the same! They are still in the exam hall as we speak! ?? Lesson: The truth shall set you free. Chido
***
Hie Tentie, its Luve at Nyasco High, I want to greet everyone who knows me including, Sonex, Boba Soko, TK and Dr Bonanza.
***
Hey Tentie, I want to say hie to my Form 4 classmates for 2018 at Nyamauru High School, miss you guys. Lyann Njopera aka Lily
***
Hie Tentie, I want to greet all my classmates, not forgetting my bestie. With lots of love, xoxoxo. Chrissy
***
Hello Tentie, I am Scaa, a former student at Chibuwe High School, I want to say hie to my chommies, Belinda, Charleen and Pati. I love you guys.
***
Hie Tentie, I would like to greet all my former classmates at Chancellor, 2017, who were in Sister Murauro’s class. Bradly Bunjira
***
Thanks for all your pictures, keep sending them in. If your pix are not in this week’s edition of The Weekender, please check the next issue or the one after that. Love y’all so much. Please keep sending your stuff to +263 771 580 643.
