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Teenchat with Tentie
It is yet another beautiful end of the week and I know y’all wish the weekend would be longer. Worry not my dearies, there is going to be a brand new weekend again next week. By the way, are you guys studying for your exams that are around the corner? It is high time you get serious.

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Open your eyes, stand up and stretch your crunchy punchy bones and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh and tell yourself today is a good day. Good day everyone. — Dina.

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Never Trust Anyone: A couple decides to commit suicide after going through a really hard tough time in life. So they both decided to jump off a 20 storey building to death. When they got to the topmost floor, they both agreed to count one to three and jump. On the third count, the woman jumped, but the man stayed. As the man watched the woman fall, he saw the woman pulling out a parachute to land safely. Question — who betrayed who: The man or the woman? —Pamela in Chikanga.

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Two friends were walking through a jungle. They saw a hungry tiger. The other friend started tightening his shoe laces, getting ready to run. The other one asked, “Do you really think you can run faster than the tiger?”

He replied, “I don’t have to run faster than the tiger; I just have to run faster than you”. That’s today’s mentality. Choose your friends wisely.— Gracious, St Dominic’s High School.

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It’s hard to be a teacher at times

Teacher: “Construct a sentence using the word “sugar’’.

Pupil: “I drank tea this morning’’.

Teacher: “Where is the word sugar’’.

Pupil: ‘’It is already in the tea…’’

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Hie, I just want to greet my friends at Herentals Nyasha, Varaidza, Vannesa, James, Blessing, Diouf, Donny, Trust and Tadiwa. Love you guys.— Clive Chaeruka.

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I just want to say hie to my beloved friends Takudzwa, Paidamoyo, Tsitsi, Eliza, Mayor, Blego and Edward; my brother Silence Tapfuma and my uncle Farai. I love you guys with all my heart, I will never forget you and the good times we had. I also want to greet my headmaster Mr Kitchen and Madam Chikumbindi, Mrs Tiyayi. Keep calm and do not lose your heads, I wish all Form 2,4,6s good luck in their exams which are around the corner. From Mufaro Tapfuma at St James High School.

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Hie Tentie, my name is Tapiwa Dube, of St Charles Lwanga, I want to say my shout outs to all girls at Lydia Chimonyo especially Rutendo and Chantle.

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Thanks for all your pictures, keep sending them in. If your pictures are not in this week’s edition of The Weekender, please check the next issue or the one after that. Love y’all so much. Please keep sending your stuff to +263 771 580 643. Kisses and hugs dearies, xoxoxo Ihi, quo horibut fec videt renam publiae

 

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