The ManicaPost
THE temptation was too strong to delve into issues relating to this other public transport operator whose charms seem to be backfiring.
Blabber once penned about how he back peddles each time he is going out of his house as part of rituals that demand he should not face forward when walking out of his home.
Yours Truly even went on to narrate how he rose from rags as a mere security guard in that area where precious gems are being extracted up to the time he gained popularity as the fearless gweja who would traverse the length and breadth of the mining area at a time none dared to.
Yes, Blabber wrote about how he usually takes a bath with his own biological mother all in the name of money.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that he was seen in his birthday suit while taking an early morning walk in this medium density suburb.
Those in the know say this is not something new as he frequently behaves in this strange manner.
Though his wife pretends to be unaware of all this when she interacts with the public, she is the one spilling the beans to her close relatives. However, she just clings on to the marriage for the sake of his ill-gotten money.
In fact, we hear that his young brother, an accomplice in the game together with their mother, brought new vehicles at the same time when lives were lost along the highway.
However, Yours Truly decided not to delve in these issues given that it might open the healing wounds of those who lost their loved ones.
After all, Blabber is not only human but humane too!
This is why Blabber thought it prudent to dwell on this other well known slut in the city who has perfected the art of changing men like pants.
I mean that one whose surname means machine, when loosely translated.
Yes, the light one in complexion who once tried her hand in modelling and even snatched a once coveted beauty contest title.
Nonetheless, it was not so long before she opted for a more lucrative vocation of harlotry where she has since made a name for herself after going between the sheets with anyone and everyone with a few dollars to spend on her.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that she has since been deserted by dear husband because of her shenanigans.
Not even the thorough beating she got that left her lips inside out could stop her from thigh vending.
Blabber will certainly go deeper on her latest monkeyshines!
