Pastor by day, Casanova by night

06 Mar, 2020 - 00:03 0 Views

The ManicaPost

Blabbermouth

WHAT is this that Yours Truly hears about the “man of the cloth” who impregnated a young lady who is a member of his flock and is now denying responsibility?

Yours Truly, like I have always said, is more concerned about preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric and to that end, I will stop at nothing in exposing moral delinquents masquerading as holy men.

Not even threats from pretenders camouflaged as pastors or prophets will deflate Blabber’s resolve to expose the rot that has crept so deeply into our religious and social fabric.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that there is a wedded pastor in that suburb, whose name has something to do with water, who sexually exploited a young lady from his church.

Word has it that the sexual liaison between the two is now the talk of the church and the hood.

While many thought power struggles were the only ungodly things blighting this church, little did they known that sexual perverts have also infiltrated its rank and file.

Womanisers are on the prowl, deflowering vulnerable female congregants.

What hurts Blabber the most is the fact that the clergyman in question is now denying paternal responsibility.

Blabber really feels sorry for the soon-to-be single mother as she will have to raise the child without the father’s help.

As if that is enough, the young lady is being coerced by this not-so-clever pastor to name an innocent young man as the father of the unborn child.

Dear reader, all this is happening right under the nose of the church’s leadership.

If God frowns at adultery, why then is the church leadership turning blind eyes and deaf ears to the shenanigans of this delinquent?

May the church leaders please spare a thought for this young lady who is now on the verge of giving birth without any “preparation” for the baby.

All this is happening because the baby’s father is more concerned about saving his job.

Why should the church leadership work frantically, day and night, to conceal the sex scandal, under the guise of saving the church’s image?

Surely, there is no better way of saving the church’s image than taking disciplinary action against the dirty pastor.

Take it from me dear reader, these so-called pastors, prophets and their henchmen will not see heaven.

This popular television drama actor once captured it very well when he said, “Chinamato chenyu hachina huMwari!”

Blabber is watching and following this case closely.

For the avoidance of doubt, I will name and shame this church and its deviant pastor in the not so distant future.

Just watch this space!

But before Yours Truly signs off, if this other businessman thinks that Blabber is not aware of his latest sexual shenanigans, he needs to think again.

I’m talking about that businessman who usually quenches his thirst for wise waters at this other popular pub whose name has something to do with automobiles.

Blabber’s long lenses can never miss such monumental tomfoolery.   

Once again, watch this space!

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