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SOME things will never change!
This appears to be the case with this other well-known public transport operator whose rise from rags to riches is littered with a lot of controversy.
He needs no introduction to many around the beautiful city of Mutare given that his ways have never been smart at all.
Even his gait and looks betray his strong belief in the underworld of juju.
When he stares at you, believe me dear reader, you can’t look back into his eyes even for a split second.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that a snake was recently discovered at his place. When those who were present started pelting the reptile with stones, real life drama started unfolding in the Central Business District.
Blabber is reliably informed that as the snake vomited blood back home, his wife was also vomiting blood as she drove around the CBD.
The snake, as expected, was finally saved by the timely intervention of the public transport operator who instructed everyone to stop throwing stones at his money making pet.
His neighbours in this other suburb are now tired of his voodoo and have since launched a campaign dubbed #NoToSuchNeighbours!
Who knows, we might be in for interesting times as we watch this drama from the terraces.
These folklore-like tales make Blabber sound rather dramatic but given the fact that news is anything out of the ordinary, Yours Truly will not stop writing about such shocking incidents.
After all, it is all in the interest of preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric.
Put simply, tiri kugadzirisa nyika!
This is why Yours Truly will not sign off before touching on a breed of those good-for-nothing lazy punks who are exploiting moneyed women.
First on this list is this other street banker or money changer who deserted his matrimonial home to elope with an elderly woman who sells drugs and alcohol in one of our ghettos.
The boy is now being fed and clothed by this female blesser and now drives her minibus around town. This moron should not think that he is the best thing that has ever happened to the oldest profession.
It is as old as mankind across the entire globe.
That is why Blabber loves one of our country’s neighbours not only for their unmatched hospitality, especially in the public spaces, but also for their linguistic expressions.
They have a word that aptly describes men who feed from the palms of their girlfriends.
‘Zigolo’ is the word and it is pronounced as if there is an ‘h’ between the first two letters.
Should l go deeper?
Maybe not.
Yours Truly will end it here for now.
