Lord, save us from these fake spiritual healers!

22 Mar, 2019 - 00:03 0 Views

The ManicaPost

BLABBER and the nation at large, is in a sombre mood. Our thoughts and prayers are with those who lost their loved ones to, and displaced and made homeless by Cyclone Idai.

In this dark hour, Yours Truly feels it is important that we come together to help our brothers and sisters who were affected in different ways by Cyclone Idai. We should have a strong heart; we have survived worse situations as a nation, will definitely overcome in this one also. Let us not despair, but play our part.

Blabber doesn’t take the devastating cyclone as some form of heavenly chastisement.

When you have prophets and spiritual healers that claim to be using God’s powers to heal while simultaneously keeping snakes and owls in clay pots, then you would understand where Blabber is coming from.

In case, some might think Yours Truly is just blabbering about things that do not exit, hold on!

There is a ‘Man of God’ famously known by his first name, even though the name is more suitable for the biggest beast in a kraal than a human being.

He is diminutive and relatively dark in complexion, with a visible tooth gap.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that he was recently humiliated after a minor tampered with a clay pot at his shrine. A huge snake sprouted from the clay pot.

As if that was enough, two live owls also emerged from the same clay pot!

Blabber might not be well versed with the scriptures, but surely where in the bible did people use owls and snakes to heal the sick?

This happened right in front of people that had come for a healing and cleansing session by the ‘Man of God’.

The shrine is on the summit of that well known hill near that referral medical institution.

Lest we forget, the same shameless ‘Man of God’ is also into smuggling goods from a neighbouring country. He shields his demeanors under the guise of conducting church services across the border.

The bible says the love of money is the root of all evil, and such is the insatiable appetite for money that this nincompoop uses the Lord’s name to mask his illicit shenanigans.

At least Blabber is happy that congregants and those who had visited to the shrine for help witnessed the whole episode unfolding.

Blabber understands that numbers are now dwindling at the shrine following the scaring and jaw-breaking incident. Yours Truly hopes that even those of the same church, but residing across the border are now aware of the shocking incident, and hence the calibre of man they are dealing with.

As we have always said, Blabber will stop at nothing in preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric.

Just in case some of you might think that Yours Truly has forgotten the shenanigans of this other businessman, the popular city slut as well as that other big time drug dealer, watch my space!

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