The ManicaPost
TEARS have barely dried on the cheeks of those who were mourning this other departed hoodlum but word reaching Yours Truly is that the famous former model is sorting out papers to ensure that she gets her fair share of the deceased’s estate.
This is a story about the empty-headed good-for-nothing chap, who breathed his last recently after making more enemies than friends during his time across the length and breadth of our beloved city.
The departed nincompoop had a sexual relationship with our dear former model and Blabber is reliably informed that their relationship had the blessings of the deceased’s mother given thae fact that he caught his former wife pants down.
Even though these two were not formally married Blabber understands that the former model is doing everything in her power to ensure that she gets ‘what rightfully belongs to her’.
Given her well known humility in social circles and generosity in sexual matters, Blabber can only wish her well.
Yours Truly is also making a list of the number of graves she occasionally now has to visit after the death of that other diamond dealer she once dearly loved.
By the way, what is this that we hear about this other Sister whose behavioUr is not so sisterly to those around her?
You see, gentle reader, Blabber does not want to rattle skeletons hidden in religious leader’s cabinets, but if need be, Yours Truly will be left with no option.
Being forewarned is being forearmed, they say!
For the avoidance of doubt, Blabber wishes to make it clear that he is aware of what is happening at the home of this other well known prophet and the nitty-gritties of that subject will soon be content on your favourite column.
Just in case our dear loud prophet might think he can hide under Blabber’s nose, Yours Truly, without fear or favour, will give a blow by blow account of how the prophet is being tormented by the spirit of his deceased sibling. Watch this space!
