BLABBERMOUTH: Forewarned is forearmed

16 Sep, 2022 - 00:09 0 Views
BLABBERMOUTH: Forewarned is forearmed Towntalk with Blabbermouth

The ManicaPost

 

BLABBER knows and fully understands that many folks around have a weakness for sweetness and to this end, Yours Truly really needs to give some brotherly advice.

After all, the aim is to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric and equally important is the mandate to help preserve our health in these difficult times.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that there is a mysterious and very dangerous drug resistant sexually transmitted infection that is wreaking havoc among those of an open zip and shut mind disposition.

It is a shame that female students from that other college in the periphery of the Central Business District are said to be the major victims of this novel ailment.

If you think Yours Truly is just blabbering some run-off-the-mill dog’s breakfast, then make an effort to look for that other money changer whose first name is similar to that of our Lord Jesus Christ’s most loved disciple.

Many around the city refer to him using his first name’s short cut.

The short cut itself is reminiscent of this other learned self-exiled motor mouth politician.

The long and short of it all is that, as Blabber pens this piece, the boy is struggling to find lasting solutions after being infected.

Elders back in the village always say those with ears have heard!

On to other important things.

Being human, Blabber made the mistake of failing to inform you, dear readers, that the veteran flesh peddler is back in the city from a treasure hunt in the Diaspora.

It was indeed a mistake, not by commission, but by omission!

The fact is that the light skinned lady, whose only claim to fame is the rear curvature, touched down about a fortnight ago after months in foreign lands where she did everything and anything with anyone to get some money.

Blabber wonders how she handled the affair between one of her best friends and her ‘husband’ since we all know that the two were head over heels in love in recent months.

We will certainly unravel events as the unfold in this stinking love triangle.

But it would be unfair for Blabber to sign out without questioning whether this other flabby and extremely generous nurse is still in the profession.

Yes, the one who recently got stuck in that other African country with one of the highest mountains in the world where she had gone to meet a partner sourced on social media, with the later dumping her in the middle of nowhere.

Her nudes recently went viral and in one of the clips, she is actually boasting that she is constructing a mansion out of the proceeds from humankind’s oldest profession.

This is the why Blabber is wondering whether she is still a practicing medical practitioner.

Whatever happened to the nurses’ pledge, Yours Truly wonders!

For the benefit of those who do know what the nurses pledge is, part of it reads, “I solemnly pledge myself before God and in the presence of this assembly, to pass my life in purity and to practice my profession faithfully. I will abstain from whatever is deleterious and mischievous, and will not take or knowingly administer any harmful drug . . .”

Till next week, always remember to take good care of your loved ones.

 

Lest you forget, family comes first!

Chao!!!

 

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