The ManicaPost
YOURS Truly has been reminiscing about the all time playwright GOAT, William Shakespeare, who once wrote in one of his fascinating plays that the evil that man do lives after them while the good is often interred with their bones.
That was the case with this other brother of ours who breathed his last in recent weeks.
We told you that Blabber is humane.
It was only befitting for Blabber to give the bereaved time and space to mourn their departed breadwinner before Yours Truly could write the truth and nothing but the truth about what this brother was known for.
After all, all those who attended his funeral saw it with their own eyes and heard it with their own ears.
For the benefit of those who could be wondering who exactly Yours Truly is blabbering about, it is none other than the veteran wholesale stores worker who became popular during the years he worked for this other popular downtown wholesaler that later closed shop.
He was very hostile, especially during those days when we went through shortages of basic commodities.
After all, our deeds during good times are not as important as what we do in bad times.
The dude managed to acquire a few assets for himself during the years he worked for the wholesale shop that was owned by a family that came from a foreign country.
The fulcrum of the matter is that this departed brother was a victim of his weakness for sweetness.
Who doesn’t know that he knew no limits when it came to his love for women.
He was a sexual pervert, period!
But then, there are various theories being propounded ever since he joined his ancestors a few weeks ago.
Word has it that his demise was a result of being bewitched by one of the many husbands whose wives he was dating.
Many will remember that video clip that went viral where he was being assaulted and humiliated after he was caught pants down with a married woman.
Proponents of this theory say that he died a miserable death as a result of an inexplicable illness that saw parts of his body, especially his legs, rotting.
The other theory has it that he must have defaulted on his medication as he was a known patient of some chronic illness.
This theory is based on the knowledge about his past.
At one point, his wife and relatives dressed him in diapers as his health deteriorated, first in hospital and later under home care.
Without poking fun out of an unfortunate situation, the truth is that during his well-known months of serious illness, he became so tiny that all his body parts could fit in a taxi bag.
Whatever caused his death, what we can decipher from these theories is that his demise had all to do with his open zip, shut mind approach to matters of the heart.
No wonder several of his children, unknown to the family, attended the funeral, some of them infants in their mothers’ arms.
Blabber was shocked to the extent that he forgot to count the children, but what Yours Truly noticed clearly was that some of the mothers were too young to be mummies.
Blabber says rest in eternal peace to this departed sex addict. Your Truly hopes that as bad as this tree was, the fruits will not be similar!
