The ManicaPost
WHAT is this we hear about these pot-bellied men, a bunch of pretenders, who used to frequent this other watering hole whose name has to do with automobiles?
Blabber had great admiration for their lavish spending trends – particularly their consumption of expensive brands of whisky.
The way they moved with a spring in their step as they dragged their friends and harlots to the club, almost on a daily basis – to feast on 20-year-old whiskies – left many thinking that they had very deep pockets.
All along Blabber thought these men were some of the few who could afford to splash all that money just to get drunk.
Alas, it was not long before Yours Truly learnt that they were drinking on credit and now the facility in question is no longer able to replenish its stocks.
Some of them owe the club huge amounts of money and they are no longer answering phone calls from the club.
They have even stopped frequenting the watering hole.
Blabber was left in stitches after learning that the barmen at this club are on the verge of selling village wine and perhaps some cheap lagers for them to get back into business.
Not even the cash injection by this other well-known politician and dentist could help things as these good for nothing blood sucking morons kept on drinking without paying.
It is sad this is how bad things are at this once revered club.
As an elder in this community, what hurts Blabber the most is that this club is one of the few places where visitors from other cities feel comfortable to patronise each time they come to our beautiful city.
Blabber is really disturbed.
Instead of ensuring that patrons pay for what they consume, the executive running the club is busy forming WhatsApp groups to create confusion and divisions amongst patrons.
As a responsible citizen, Yours Truly is working on the debtors list so that their concubines who helped them in downing the expensive alcohol may know and possibly assist in paying up.
As we wait for them to pay up, Blabber turns to this other juicy one involving a lady who made headlines after she dumped her money-spinning snake in a nearby leisure park.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that things got so nasty in her life that she had to sell her tuck-shop in that other city that never sleeps.
Now that she is reportedly getting back on her feet financially, Yours Truly hopes she has learnt her lessons, especially the fact that money is earned through hard work.
Until next Friday, enjoy your weekend responsibly and remember to take good care of your loved ones.
