Blabber is human too

25 Oct, 2019 - 00:10 0 Views

The ManicaPost

Gentle reader, Blabber is not out there to assassinate people’s characters but to protect the little that remains of our moral fabric. When he writes and zooms out his camera lenses, he does not hesitate to call a spade a spade and if he errs he will always seek the truth, nothing else but the truth.

It seems Blabber was sold a dummy on our multi-skilled learned colleague, footballer and DJ. Dear Reader, after consulting records and hearing from the lawyer colleague himself, Blabber wishes to apologise to our learned colleague and his family for writing about something he never did nor was accused of. This time around Blabber got it all wrong. To err is human. After all, Blabber is human too.

What is this that Blabber hears about a number of potbellied, moneyed fellas having quality time with desperate college students at a hostel located near the college itself.

We all know the challenges our dear college students are going through in these difficult times and those of the fairer sex seem to have run out of survival skills other than using what they have to get what they want.

Blabber is aware of the sexual shenanigans going on at this other hostel located in town where a good number of students from a local college reside.

While their parents and guardians think their daughters are learning different technical skills that will help them lead a gentle lifestyle in future, alas these young ladies are busy trading their innocence for a few dollars being flaunted by some sexual predators.

Blabber is contemplating to name and shame some of the well known businessmen frequenting this hostel especially those that consume the wise waters at a nearby watering hole whose name has something to do with automobiles.

As the drama unfolds at this little Sodom and Gomorrah, Yours Truly will also not think twice when it comes to exposing some of the businessmen who have been tricked into accepting responsibility of pregnancy.

Watch my space!

Whose interest is he serving?

Blabber was taken aback by this other so called chairman of a modest watering hole where people of different races converge for the wise waters after a hard day’s work.

Who knows maybe he is the actual contemporary living version of the insane biblical figure haunted by numerous demons.

Word reaching Yours’ Truly is that the arrogant, stubborn and dark gentleman is now being used as a front in sidelining those of his own colour to impress others.

Even though he is of questionable sexual orientation, Blabber understand that he also has this insatiable appetite for married women and takes advantage of the difficult times we all going through by promising them a monthly salary.

Only God knows how much he makes by spending the whole day, every day, at this watering hole that enables him to afford a monthly salary for desperate married women.

Watch this space!

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